Some are humorous, other philosophical or cryptic, but all roiled me in some way.  My crown jewels are highlighted in red
 
 
“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.” – Jack Benny, US Comedian
 
“If you aren’t going to say something directly to someone’s face, then don’t use online as an opportunity to say it.  It is this sense of bravery that people get when they are anonymous that gives the blogsphere a bad reputation” – Mena Trott
 
“If this is coffee, please bring me some …

Here are some quotes history will long remember him for!
 
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”
 ”I have made good judgments in the past.  I have made good judgments in the future.”
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
“We have a firm commitment to …